Christmas is here! Hohoho. I oversee all the manufacturing and distribution of all the toys to the good boys and girls, making sure that all of the good children get what they asked me for in their letters, every year, before they wake up on Christmas Day.

Q. If you could learn to do anything, what would it be?

A. To eat all of those cookies, and not put on a single bit of weight! At the moment I can only have a few bites from each house. Although sometimes I take the left over ones to have when I get home.

Q. What would you name the auto-biography of your life?

A. I wish it could be Christmas everyday!

Q. If you could be any fictional character, who would you choose?

A. Iron Man! That red a gold suit is so festive. And flying around like that would make my job so much easier!

Q. What’s your favourite activity/leisure?

A. Settling down by the fire with Mrs. Claus and a warm cup of coco. Oh and a biscuit! Hohoho

Q. What chore do you absolutely hate doing?

A. Washing my bright red suit. Mrs. Claus insists that it can’t go to the dry cleaners as the delivery would be extortionate!

Q. What is your favourite film/TV show/book?

A. It’s got to be Die Hard! It’s definitely a Christmas film because I only watch Christmas films.

Q. What do you like about working at the North Pole?

A. There’s no rain! There’s plenty of snow, but it never rains. Plus the elves make my life a lot easier. I remember how hard Christmas was before I had they’re help!

Merry Christmas one and all, and have a happy New Year! Hohoho